Sugar Tits.

For the love of all that is holy, cover up those nipples. That’s all I’m asking for. Working at a jewelry store is awesome, but having to deal with rich posh old ladies with pointy nipples is not part of the awesomeness. I don’t get it, the store is extremely hot due to the bright lights, so it can’t be “cold weather” making you hard. Are you not wearing a bra? Am I giving you a hard-on? Whatever it is, work on it. I’m happy with young adult nipples, but not yours, granny. The young adults never have this issue though, so WHY!? Why is it that one out of every ten of you forces me to fake a smile whilst trying my best to not be distracted by those two pointy objects. The silver lining here is that you do tend to be the spenders, so it’s not all that bad. Men definitely are the ones that spend the most here; just following the SO’s orders. 

Anyfoo, nipples aside, life’s good here. It’s been below 0 degrees for a week now, and riding my bike in -0 has been wonderful. I’m thinking Montreal in December perhaps, or heck, wherever, just out of Ottawa. Soon.

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